What movies have not aged well?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What do people usually do when they wake up at 5:00 am?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper